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And then this.
Me: you know that’s against BART rules.
Her: I know but it’s too heavy for me to carry up the stairs.
Me: perhaps then you should reconsider your commuting options
Her: perhaps you should mind your own business
Me: lady, you’re breaking the rules and blocking my way. You are my business, and that of everyone standing behind me. I sincerely hope you have a bitch of a day